fatfairandfortyfour
About Me
- Name: fatfairandfortyfour
- Location: Maidstone, Kent
I am fair fat and forty four I have five children aged between 5 and l8 I am married to a silent, brooding, (only with me, to his friends he is "Mr Chatty") irritable man, who I have renamed "Ghengis", his real name is Clive. I have 3 cats and a dog which rolls in dead badgers and poo of any description I lost my virginity at l6 to my art teacher, Mr O'Connor Mr O'Connor gave me my first joint Mr O'Connor was a complete bastard, but I thought that he was wonderful my second great love was a mechanic called Dean My third love was Dean's best friend, a gorgeous, laid back, Steve McQueen lookalike chef who drove a Harley Davison His name was Clive, and I married him back to the future